America's Next Top Model the newest cycle and probably the one we've most been looking forward to - all-stars. After a terrifying open where Tyra is apparently being haunted by the past contestants, meet girls- Shannon Stewart (Cycle 1), Camille McDonald (Cycle 2), Brittany Brower (Cycle 4), Lisa D'Amato (Cycle 5), Bre Scullark (Cycle 5), Bianca Golden (Cycle 9), Dominique Reighard (Cycle 10), Isis King (Cycle 11), Sheena Sakai (Cycle 11), Allison Harvard (Cycle 12), Laura Kirkpatrick (Cycle 13), Angelea Preston (Cycle 14), Kayla Ferrel (Cycle 15) and Alexandria Everett (Cycle 16).
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The season begins as it should: With Tyra's nightmare promo - and yes, I mean that both ways, as in "the promo is about her nightmare" and "the promo is a nightmare." A gloriously terrible nightmare that shows us what these all-stars are aspiring to: That one day, they too will be so famous and powerful that they can host their own reality show that will be so long-running and successful that one day, they can bring back their own all-stars and then play those all-stars as offensive, hammy caricatures with an array of bad wigs and accents in an intro skit like they're the new, demented female Eddie Murphy.
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America's Next Top Model Season 17 Official Promo Video:
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The season begins as it should: With Tyra's nightmare promo - and yes, I mean that both ways, as in "the promo is about her nightmare" and "the promo is a nightmare." A gloriously terrible nightmare that shows us what these all-stars are aspiring to: That one day, they too will be so famous and powerful that they can host their own reality show that will be so long-running and successful that one day, they can bring back their own all-stars and then play those all-stars as offensive, hammy caricatures with an array of bad wigs and accents in an intro skit like they're the new, demented female Eddie Murphy.
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